If you can smile through joy and pain;
Let children play in sun and rain.
If you can make parking fun,
Each day, on the same school run.
If you make gravy like his mother
And let him go drinking with his brother.
If you can make a tenner last a week;
Clean all day, but still look sleek.
Then my daughter, you’ve got it made.
You’ve put us all in the shade.